🦏 All Rhino Is That You'll Love This Card 🦏
Cheeky Love Card 😈 A funny & unique romantic card that's sure to give your beloved the horn!
Tough Details 🃏 Features two 3D rhinos having a chat, one filled with sass & judgement, the other, very horny (as evidenced by its obnoxiously sized horn)
Get Your Point Across 🫵 Large, cheeky Rhinos & speech bubble pop up on opening, no construction required
Rhino You Want Me 😏 The best, hilariously silly, joke card for your husband, boyfriend, wife, girlfriend, fiance etc on an anniversary, Valentine's day or your partner's b'day!
High-Quality Materials 💪
- FSC certified & responsibly sourced paper
- 100% recyclable
- Intricately handmade with laser cut details
- Premium grade paper stock
- Full, double sided HD colour
- Large A5 size when folded + envelope & fun packaging
- Includes blank, internal pull out card (so you can express your deepest desires, breathy snorts, roars & bellows, loud mooing honks, soft whistling calls & shrieking sounds on)
- From a small Aussie business 👋
Funny Love Card Message 💌
Front: YOU MAKE ME HORNY
Inside: YOU'RE ALWAYS HORNY
Reviews
This card is a as comical as it looks. My partner loves it. Highly recommended.
My fiance loves puns and this went down so well! Great quality card
Wasn't sure if I should actually give this to my wife but she absolutely adored it. Didn't stop laughing and looking at it. Will be shopping with you again