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  • Scream & Rock Mum Card

    $19.99 Regular Price
    $17.99Sale Price

    It rocks. It laughs. It’s basically Mum on a Sunday after two wines... Open this card & watch it trigger... Mum’s last nerve, just like you 🙃

    This isn’t just a funny mum card — it’s a full-blown tribute to the woman who’s been mentally rocking since you learned how to say 'Muuuuum' on repeat.

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    🪑 For the Mum who’s seen some things (namely your entire childhood) 🪑

    Celebrate the maternal legend 👩‍🍼 This fun, 3D laser cut card for Mum literally rocks! No, seriously - it moves back and forth. It howls. It cackles. It shakes. A love letter to the woman who’s been driven to the brink!

    Absurdly joyful 3D card 🤣 Open & be greeted by loud chaos. Laughing like a mum who’s 2 secs from snapping. Rocking like she's about to emotionally spiral - all thanks to you!

    Delightfully original card 🎁 Is Mum ok? Unclear. Is she fabulous? Absolutely. Does this card shake like Mum's nervous system after having children? Yes. Yes it does & it loops 2000 times+ cackling for ~30secs each

    Maternal masterpiece 🤰 This joke card for her hits like lukewarm tea & a backhanded compliment! Boyed with the power of sarcasm & questionable electronics. It twitches like Mum's left eye at school pickup & laughs like sleep deprivation. A unique card that's made with premium grade paper stock & internal, moving pop ups

    A rocking tribute 🤟 To the woman who brought you into this world & now wants to take you out with the bins. This hilarious card for her literally moves & screams via an in-built battery & speaker. Who needs peace & quiet?! This jiggling joker card delivers your message loud & clear: Mum. Rocks! Best served with earplugs (like motherhood)

    Once she rocked the cradle 🍼 Now she rocks herself. Muttering about when you drew on the walls with jam. Mum deserves a cheeky card that’s as mildly possessed as her off-the-wall child (sorry). It's the best & funniest card with a twist! Plus now you're now writing on FSC certified & responsibly sourced paper!

    Gift this unique, novelty card to:
    - Mums who’ve been emotionally waterboarded by PlayDoh
    - Weird, wonderful & borderline unstable Mothers
    - Fans of sarcastic greeting cards
    - Those who can't afford therapy

    Great for:
    - Women with some mild emotional damage
    - Anyone looking for a funny card for Mum & a silly sense of humour
    - Those who enjoy gifting love with a side of madness
    - Making your siblings look bad
    - Mother’s Day, Mum's birthday or simply apologising for your existence

    Warning ⚠️ May cause unexpected joy &/or minor existential dread. Handle with wineGift this cheeky, novelty card to exhausted new Mothers, seasoned pros, Grandma, mum-adjacent or any Mum who's unhinged from years of parenting. Perfect laugh-out-loud card for her,(without throwing out her back)!

    Unhinged? Always.
    Unexpected? Definitely.
    Unforgettable? Just like her.

    From a small Aussie business, includes coloured envelope

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