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Spew & Shake Baby Card

Rating is 4.6 out of five stars based on 12 reviews
$19.99 Regular Price
$17.99Sale Price

This Father's day gift a tiny baby spewing appreciation. Cement your reputation as an agent/child of chaos by gifting a card that’s just like you. Loud, mad & slightly possessed...

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    🤢 A card that spits up devilish fun from Dad's perfect angel 👼

    For spewperb Dads 🤮 This funny, 3D laser cut card literally shakes with joy. Seriously! It shrieks. It belches. It makes some horrifyingly accurate sick noises. And then it laughs. In your face.

    Powered by baby chaos 🍼 (and an in-built battery & speaker). Inside this funny card for him or her, you'll find a pop-up baby mid spew loudly erupting hilarious sounds & unsettling giggles

    Spew. Shake. Love. Repeat 👩‍🍼 With surround sound, joy & a 3D side of vom, it's just like Fatherhood! Gurgling & looping over 2000 times for ~20secs. It'll shake like Dad’s last nerve after he opens your silly card...

    Bundle of joy... & trauma 🤷‍♂️ If having you as a child wasn't enough, now you can gift Dad a cheeky, joke Father’s Day card that goes way beyond socks & instead triggers his baby-related PTSD...

    Sickeningly good card 👑 Your Dad's the best, so spit up some feels with this silly, novelty card & its bodily fluids

    Best, fun card for ➡️ New dads, exhausted mums, seasoned pros & parents who’ve seen (& worn) things they’ll never forget. Gross. Hilarious. Beautiful. Just like parenthood

    Sick of being unappreciated? Good. So is this card. It's the best Father's day card going and Dad's handled way worse!
  • Cheeky Card Message:

    Cover: Welldone you created a beautiful and perfect human

    Inside: So here's a card to celebrate the endless joy of parenthood
     

Reviews

Rated 4.6 out of 5 stars.
4.6 | 12 reviews
12 reviews

  • RuhaniAug 11
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Omg so perfectly funny

    Lol bloody hilarious card. Perfect for new parents. Just make sure they have a sense of humour. Highly recommend for all.


  • BunnyJul 15
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    A Card They Will Remember For Years

    I jumped at the chance to have this, I have a friend due there baby soon and I plan to give them this...let's just say I will be remembered forever out of all the normal cards they get lmao. If you know someone who has a good sense of humour and is due a baby than this great to give to them and best part it can be kept as a keepsake although I don't know how long the battery will last in it but I would assume if its not used all the time it would last years. Its very vibrant colours and very loud. Worth the price not only do you get a giggle out of it but good keepsake and different from shop cards with this you don't run the risk of them getting duplicate cards and a card they will remember for years to come. Highly Recommend Buying


  • Tom BJul 04
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
    Rattly sound but retch noises very funny

    I thought the card was better with just the sound by holding or sticking the vomit down. Much too annoying shaking about. Either way a great alternative to regular mushy cards.


  • Tech thingsJun 14
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Funny card

    This card is brilliant and unexpected, sure to bring a laugh to any new parent, noises are fab, a great fun card

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