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Spew & Shake Baby Card

Rating is 4.0 out of five stars based on 1 review
$19.99 Regular Price
$17.99Sale Price

STILL TIME TO ORDER FOR MOTHERS DAY

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This Mother's day there's no flowers. No chocolate. Just a tiny baby spewing appreciation. Cement your reputation as an agent/child of chaos by gifting a card that’s just like you. Loud, mad & slightly possessed...

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🤢 A card that spits up devilish fun from her perfect angel 👼

For spewperb Mums 🤮 This funny, 3D laser cut card literally shakes with joy. Seriously! It shrieks. It belches. It makes some horrifyingly accurate sick noises. And then it laughs. In your face.

Powered by baby chaos 🍼 (and an in-built battery & speaker). Inside this funny card for her, you'll find a pop-up baby mid spew loudly erupting hilarious sounds & unsettling giggles

Spew. Shake. Love. Repeat 👩‍🍼 With surround sound, joy & a 3D side of vom, it's just like Motherhood! Gurgling & looping over 2000 times for ~20secs. It'll shake like Mum’s last nerve after she opens your silly card...

Bundle of joy... & trauma 🤷‍♂️ If having you as a child wasn't enough, now you can gift Mum a cheeky, joke filled Mother’s Day card that goes way beyond flowers, & instead triggers her baby-related PTSD...

Sickeningly good card 👑 Your Mum's the best, so spit up some feels with this silly, novelty card & its bodily fluids

Best, fun card for ➡️ New mums, exhausted mums, season pros & mums who’ve seen (& worn) things they’ll never forget. Gross. Hilarious. Beautiful. Just like motherhood

Sick of being unappreciated? Good. So is this card. It's the best Mother's day card going and Mum's handled worse…

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Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
4.0 | 1 review
1 review

  • LindyMay 04
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
    Verified
    As described

    This is as described, I think that new parents will find it entertaining- the additional butterfly is gimmicky though.

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